Last week we we begged for Joe Biden to emerge and show leadership, and this week…all of America is begging him to immediately go back into hiding. But hey, at least we were able to pass a $2T Coronavirus relief bill, and in doing so, realize that we can just make up $2T! That’s right, don’t let ANYONE ask you how we’re going to pay for anything ever again. So settle in and get ready to Invoke Some P on this week’s episode!
BTL #343 - The Longest Year of the Week - 3/22/20
It’s a BTL Quarankiki! This week, we’re continuing to podcast from a totally safe distance apart to bring you all the latest doomsday news. Is Trump actively trying to kill us? Why is the Senate gym/pool still open? And most importantly, where is Joe Biden and why doesn’t he already have high-speed at his home? Find all the answers here…we know you have time!!
BTL #334 - The Ken Starr Comeback Tour - 1/20/20
This week on BTL, Donald Trump and Lev Parnas were definitely friends because there are a million pictures out there just like this one! Plus, we’ll share one really important self-care tip for the next #DemDebate, which you’ll need because next week’s TV schedule is going to be 25 hours a day of CSPAN thanks to Impeachment Palooza 2020! Thank God Ken Starr is doing a comeback tour! It’s all this and much, much more!
BTL #331 - The Birthday Gift That Keeps On Giving - 11/18/19
BTL #330 - Plutes Gonna Plute - 11/11/19
BTL Newsletter #1 - 5/27/19 - We've Started a Newsletter!
There's no new podcast this week, but…we’ve started a newsletter!
Our goal is to make you sound smart to your friends (and more importantly, for us to sound smart to you). From now on, whenever we don't get the chance to record a podcast, we'll be providing a news summary right here in your inbox! That way, everybody's smarts get their moment in the sun. Here's what happened this week:
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BTL #312 - Inappropriate Hair-Smelling - 4/1/19
This week on BTL, how shocked were you actually to hear that Joe Biden is the latest male politician to be inappropriately touching women? Like, on a scale of 1-I’ve seen 1000 pictures of him doing this? Plus, a shocking turn in the shocking story of a shocking decision to shockingly defund a program everybody basically likes for disabled people. And also a shocking story about polls. DRAMA AHEAD!
BTL #311 - What, If Anything, Is Obstruction - 3/25/19
This week on BTL…breaking news! The Mueller report is real and it’s out and humans have read it and those humans have…told us there was no collusion. BUT, despite what you’re reading, we give you some reasons to hope! Plus, we’ve got all the presidential news that’s fit to print and a reminder that all you need to do to get gun control moving is…decide to do it. Action begins with the intention to take literally any action. Stay strong out there!








