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April 12, 2015 @ 11:30 pm

BTL #150 - THE ANNIVERSARY BONANZA (GUEST: GRANT SLOSS) - 4/13/15

In Which We Discuss:

1. Hillary is IN...but ONLY if you watched until the very end of that Kaiser Permanente video she’s passing off as a campaign announcement

2. Rand Paul is also in, and he’s already beating Hillary.  Lindsay Graham is also in, but he’s only running against Rand.  Former Republican Lincoln Chaffee’s also in, but just to make sure there’s someone to Hillary’s...left?

3. Republicans and racists alike have finally found a shooting of an unarmed black man they can denounce.  So...progress?

4. Rahm Emanuel just barely avoids being Christine Quinn’d, can now victoriously continue closing schools and free health clinics.  Hooray!

5. Tom Cotton has a detailed plan for Iran.  Step one: Bomb them.  Step two...actually there’s no step two.  It’s a simple plan, really.

6. Finally, we’ll take a terrifying walk down memory lane and revisit the news of BTL #1! 

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April 6, 2015 @ 11:07 pm

BTL #149 - UNLEASHING THE DREAM - 4/7/15

In Which We Discuss:

1. Rand Paul prepares to “unleash” the American Dream on an unwitting public.  No news yet on whether that’s a condition that can be treated.

2. This week on Hillary Pillory, Hillary moves her campaign artillery to an auxiliary office on Tillary

3. World applauds outline of Iran deal..well, world minus GOP Congressmen and their party president Bibi Netanyahu

4. Jerry Brown must really love walnuts, hate showering.  A discussion of why.

5. Edward Snowden encourages us to take a principled stand on dick picks...by continuing to take them

6. Even Pat Robertson knows that gays aren’t trying to have pizza at their wedding receptions, sees this as more of a cake lobby issue

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March 29, 2015 @ 11:52 pm

BTL #148 - AMATEUR BOXING - 3/30/15

In Which We Discuss:

1.  Finally chance to remember the knockouts in Harry Reid’s amateur boxing career, mediocre Senate career

2. A beloved french fry restaurant, site of many an important high school gossip summit, now sits in a pile of rubble due to East Village explosion tragedy

3. 2016 presidential field split on important issues like male pattern baldness, country music, monarchy 

4. Indiana finally gives everybody a reason to ban travel to Indiana, a net win for all Americans

5. Ellen Pao loses lawsuit, still wins at proving the tech industry is a disgusting rich boys club

6. Christian minister knows she’s a prophet because hollywood films are super predictable

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March 24, 2015 @ 11:11 pm

BTL #147 - CANADIAN GAMES - 3/24/15

In Which We Discuss:

1. First ever Canadian candidate officially declares his intention to run in the 2016 American presidential race.  CANADA IS FINALLY TRYING THIS, GUYS!!

2. Hillary Clinton promises that from now on she’ll tell the press directly if she’s going to yoga

3. Israel choses hate over peace, spying over diplomacy, bad polling over good polling.  Obama chooses letting them fuck off over actually caring anymore.

4. GOP Congress gets another chance to totally bungle the budget process this week

5. Happy Birthday to the only 5 year old on earth you’d actually want to hang out with...Obamacare!

6. Floridians now required to seek medical attention for belief in climate science, daring to improve the gene pool

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March 16, 2015 @ 11:35 pm

BTL #146 - GENIUS CONSPIRACY THEORY - 3/17/15

In Which We Discuss:

1. Senate sends letter to Iran to warn world that Iranians may be secretly in control of...the Iranian capital.  Next stop, Washington?


2. Hillary Clinton doesn’t know if we care about Chelsea’s wedding or her own yoga schedule, but she decided to just make an executive decision about the whole thing and now we’ll never know

3. Secret Service is populated by the same drunk frat guys you always suspected it was

4. Senate happy to keep their least favorite person Eric Holder employed just to show us how wrong abortion is...since that’s relevant.

5. Netanyahu desperately shouts conservative talking points so people remember he’s tough on vague, amorphous enemies

6. Bristol Palin engaged to the Rascal Flatts lifestyle, and now a man too!

7. Genius conspiracy theorist tricks Glenn Beck into badmouthing his beloved NRA via concerns about taxes and the Muslim Brotherhood

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March 9, 2015 @ 11:17 pm

BTL #145 - FANATICAL CLAPPING OPPORTUNITIES - 3/10/15

In Which We Discuss:


1. Democrats everywhere to Hillary Clinton: Please stop doing the things you do


2. DOJ report paints a compelling picture of how wonderful it is to be white in Ferguson, America


3. Republican American President Bibi Netanyahu offers the fanatical clapping opportunity GOP politicians have so desperately been missing


4. Shadow Speaker Nancy Pelosi passes a clean DHS funding bill, leaves the boys to their silly squabbles


5. We again name-check the Democrats the voted to override the Keystone veto, this time with fury


6. Maryland Senate race poised to offer the exciting inter-party war we’ve been waiting for


7. Praying to Jesus will injure your face, not get you a ride to Kentucky or OxyContin


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March 2, 2015 @ 11:08 pm

BTL #144 - NEWT’S SELFIE-TIME - 3/3/15

In Which We Discuss:


1. CPAC answers the question: Is it possible that ISIS could be as evil as unions?

2. Netanyahu considers us family, which is we guess better than being one of his numerous abused housekeepers?

3. House GOP playing coy at revealing it’s DHS funding strategy to it’s own members, hoping to surprise even itself next week

4. Even before the ancient Barbara Mikulski’s retirement announcement, Dianne Feinstein was the oldest woman in the senate.   Will she be our Strom Thurmond?

5. A supposedly more organized Clinton campaign is already so indecisive that it  can’t even agree on when it’s going to start

6. Bill O’Reilly knows even less about his whereabouts than we previously gave him credit for

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February 24, 2015 @ 12:41 am

BTL #143 - BRIEF LESSONS IN FEMALE ANATOMY - 2/24/15

In Which We Discuss:


1. You’d think an Oscars this political would be less boring...and yet...

2. GOP’s DHS Greek tragedy leaves us asking why they feel so compelled to destroy even things they love

3. Brian Williams-hater Bill O’Reilly is totally just jealous because his fake combat story is totally fucking lame

4. Jeb Bush successfully proves that his foreign policy agenda isn’t like his brother’s...it’s more like Herman Cain’s.

5. Hillary Clinton and every single nobody in America is running for president in 2016.

6. In case you were wondering whether a swallowed camera pill might end up in your vagina...oh, wait, you weren’t?

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February 16, 2015 @ 2:14 am

BTL #142 - INTER-PARTY SOCIALISM - 2/16/15

In Which We Discuss:


1. We saw 50 Shades of Grey so you don't have to.  We did it all for you...seriously.

2. GOP itching to shut something down, even if it’s their own overreaching security apparatus

3. Obamacare works.  Factual.

4. Equal opportunity-loving GOP gives every member of the party a state to lead in for 2016.  Is this inter-party socialism we see?

5. Don’t worry, Babs Bush was just kidding before!  Only two families should be in charge of the free world...and hers is one of them.

6. Notorious RBG does the SOTU like the rest of us wish we'd have done it...drunk

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February 11, 2015 @ 12:30 am

BTL #141 - ADVICE ON LICKING SUBWAY POLES - 2/11/15

In Which We Discuss:

1. Brian Williams can’t know what traumatic events did or did not involve him or somebody else in either Iraq or some other country


2. Greece isn’t afraid to tell Germany what they really think about modern-day loans and you know, World War II

3. The house can’t remember why they’re trying to repeal Obamacare for the 56th time, but they CAN remember why Texas is awesome, and that almost makes the same point, right?

4. Political heavyweights like the 90s era governor of New York and the former governor of Virginia toss their hats into the 2016 ring.  Book deals for everybody!

5. Ben Carson, the only tea-party approved pediatric neurosurgeon, makes the accidental error of showing a basic understanding of science

6. Rep./Male Model Aaron Schock needs you to know that he is not a “Downton Abbey” fan despite his office’s peacock feather decor

7. NYers get the go-ahead from scientists to clean up the subway’s pesky bubonic plague germs by licking subway poles

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