In Which We Discuss:
1. Another whistleblower steps forward, and by now it seems like any human being with a television is qualified to step forward next.
2. In Trump’s America you can solve a mystery using common sense so, look, everybody you suspect was on the Ukraine call...was on the Ukraine call.
3. Joe Biden is now losing the treason conversation too. Because losing on policy wasn’t fun enough.
4. Trump makes Twitter plans to impeach Mitt Romney and Nancy Pelosi right back using a little-known constitutional amendment entitled: the Alternative Facts Loophole!
5. Q3 fundraising numbers are in and poor “frontrunner” Joe Biden’s pool is already maxing out.
6. Donald Trump doesn’t need your stupid opinion on Syria. He’s got Erdogan’s.