We’re back! It’s been a minute, but we could feel, on a molecular level, how much you all missed us. We’ll chat #NoKings, a story from the government shutdown that you probably haven’t heard, and George Santos. Always George Santos. Don’t miss it!
10/20/25 - Why We're Shut Down
7/29/25 - A Crisis With No Cause
Boy do we love it when conspiracies come back to bite their very own theorists. It’s really one of life’s great treats. We’ll talk Epstein, Trump’s internet health diagnosis, why public figures are just now acknowledging Gaza, and how democrats came to be hated by 80% of the country. It’s a fun one, so don’t miss it!
3/25/24 - Queen of the Return
We are FINALLY BACK! Did we miss anything? Hmm…oh right…ELECTIONS. Also a SOTU speech, a near government shutdown, another threat to a speakership, more Republicans retiring, major Trump court case updates, etc… So you know, just the small stuff! Don’t worry, we’ll catch up on it all in a doozy of a pod. Don’t miss it!
2/19/24 - The Opposite of a Billionaire
2/14/24 - Delete Your Account
Somehow, it was this past week…in February in the year of our lord 2024, that the media finally thought to wonder…hey maybe Joe Biden IS ACTUALLY SENILE. We’ll cover all the Hur report and the ensuing fallout, plus discuss the latest election news, the latest legal news, and the latest absolutely bonkers news out of congress. It’s a doozy of an episode that you won’t want to miss!
12/14/23 - Self-Inflicted Embarrassment
We’re back! And yes, it’s Thursday, but it’s also the holidays, and we are very important and popular people so cut us some slack. This week we’ll cover the new “impeachment” inquiry, the latest GOP “debate” and the latest Iowa “poll”. Seriously, what are republicans up to these days? All that plus a ton more! Don’t miss it!
12/4/23 - Kissinger is Dead
We did it, America. Henry Kissinger is Dead and George Santas can finally enter into his reality TV era. A banner week for everyone! We’ll cover it all, plus the Desantis/Newsom debate that no one asked for, the DNC’s ongoing attempt to ruin democracy, and all the absolute nonsense out of COP 28. Don’t miss it!
11/27/23 - Raw Pie
We hope you had a very Happy Thanksgiving, and we also hope that you ate better than all of your elected officials did. In addition to being bad at running the country, it seems they are also very bad at cooking. We’ll cover all their turkey troubles, plus so much more more important news. Don’t miss it!








