In Which We Discuss:
1. What is it that drives Hillary Clinton to destroy everything that she loves? What will become of her beloved TPP?
2. With McCarthy gone and the GOP in shambles, we’re all in some danger of becoming Speaker of the House. Is there an opt-out form somewhere?
3. If any of the 158 families determining the next election results are listening, we have a campaign we’d like to talk chat about. We accept checks.
4. Ben Carson’s gun control prescription: find a human shield or raise an army of casual handgun owners. #assuredsuccess
5. POLITICON. It happened. We were there. We can confirm that Michele Bachmann is a real person with human DNA, FYI. It was a weird day.
6. Guys, there’s a Democratic debate Tuesday night on CNN. You should watch that.